Color me slightly astonished.

As the wise man said, Dassa lotta writin’.

It’s also a lot of reading.

The numbers all lined up in Word and in the draft section here.  I’m not going to fight with it just to make it pretty.

I also think it had better not ever be “officially” published.  I don’t know how close this is to being number one, but I’m not done yet either.  We can’t have a porn story as the number one longest, can we?

Rita Chapter Word Counts

Chapter 1 – Rita’s Choice…………………………………………………………10,374

Chapter 2 – Rita’s Night of Freedom……………………………………………13,085

Chapter 3 – The Snake……………………………………………………………12,750

Chapter 4 – Buying Rita…………………………………………………………..12,148

Chapter 5 – Sasha’s Plan………………………………………………………….11,374

Chapter 6 – Enslavement Games………………………………………………..12,803

Chapter 7 – Happy Belated Birthday…………. ……………………………….10,786

Chapter 8 – Prancer and Vixen…………………………………………………..14,381

Chapter 9 – Fedor and Prancer…………………………………………………..11,136

Chapter 10 – Road Rage…………………………………………………………..12,188

Chapter 11 – Nancy’s New Life…………………………………………………..14,015

Chapter 12 – You Have To Be Alive To Spend It……… …………………….10,433

Chapter 13 – Jodi and Monica…………………………………………………….12,994

Chapter 14 – A Kiss Is Just A Kiss … or not………………………. ………..13,106

Chapter 15 – Sasha and Leo……………………………………………………..12,391

Chapter 16 – The Slaves of Daniel, Harper and Beam (part 1)……… ……10,914

Chapter 17 – The Slaves of Daniel, Harper and Beam (part 2)…………….12,148

Chapter 18 – Jodi……………………………………………………………………11,517

Chapter 19 – Vixen’s Choice………………………………………………………12,786

Chapter 20 – The Karate Kid………………………………………………………10,796

Chapter 21 – Y Rita………………………….. ……………………………………10,353

Chapter 22 – Vivian’s Surprise……………………………………………………10,577

Chapter 23 – Vivian’s Musings – The Story of Andi and Diana……………..13,652

Chapter 24 – Rita’s Secret……………………… ………………………………..13,178

Chapter 25 – There Will Be Blood………………………………………………..13,495

Chapter 26 – Death and Aftermath………………….. ………………………..10,140

Chapter 27 – The Incarnation of Death…………………………………………11,455

Chapter 28 – Michelle’s Mistake…………………………………………………..11.827

Chapter 29 – Rhys Tries Again……………………………………………………12,397

Chapter 30 – Michelle’s Lunch…………………………………………………….15,608

Chapter 31 – Carmella’s Scheme…………………………………………………12,566

Chapter 32 – Shannon’s Bonus…………………………………………………..11,220

Chapter 33 – Different Screams For Different Pleasures…………………….10,054

Chapter 34 – Foo-Foo’s Fun………………………………………………………13,733

Chapter 35 – Vivian’s Training…………………… ……………………………..10,780

Chapter 36 – Rita’s Scheme………………………………………………………11,053

Chapter 37 – Bye Bye Rita……………………… ……………………………….10,938

Chapter 38 – Rita’s Death…………………………………………………………12,046

Chapter 39 – What’s Love Got To Do With It?……………………………….13,784

Chapter 40 – Wanda’s Choice…………………………………………………….14,619

Chapter 41 – R Is For Roboslave…………………………………………………15,140

Chapter 42 – Michelle’s Hell………………….. …………………………………..12,317

Chapter 43 – South of The Border………………………………………………12,300

Chapter 44 – Monica’s Musicale…………………………………………………..12,280

Chapter 45 – Payback’s A Bitch………………………………………………….16,697

Chapter 46 – And Sometimes It Isn’t……….. …….. ………………………..12,315

Chapter 47 – Planning Operation Game Show………….,…………………….11,704

Chapter 48 – Operation Game Show……………………….,………………….12,522

Chapter 49 – Carmella’s War…………………………………,…………………12,962

Chapter 50 – The Rape of Mandy……………………………………………….14,880

Chapter 51 – Warehouse 13……………………………………………………..11,990

Chapter 52 – A Sleepless Night………………………………………………….11.485

Chapter 53 – Debbie Does Dallas……………………………………………….10,096

Chapter 54 – You Bet Your Life………………………………………………….14,165

Chapter 55 – Come Fly With Me…………………………………………………11,265

Chapter 56 – Tell Me A Story…………………………………………………….11,818

Chapter 57 – These Boots Are Made For Walking……………………………13,155

Chapter 58 – Time Check ! ……………………………………………………….10,997

Chapter 59 – A Rock And A Hard Spot…………………………………………11,505

Chapter 60 – Games People Play…………………………………………………11,223

Chapter 61 – Cum Quickly………………………………………………………..11,409

Chapter 62 – Stretching A Point…………………………………………………11,775

Chapter 63 – Its Crying Time Again…………………………………………….11,133

Chapter 64 – We’ve Only Just Begun…………………………………………..11,608

Chapter 65 – Deep In The Heart of Texas…………. ………………………..11,568

Chapter 66 – The Blackboard Bundle…………………………………………..14,110

Chapter 67 – Take A Card……………… ……………………………………….12,452

Chapter 68 – R-E-S-P-E-C-T…………………………………………………….12,128

Chapter 69 – Scratch n’ Whip……………………………………………………11,553

Chapter 70 – Angel of The Morning…………………………………………….12,947

Chapter 71 – Don’t Bug Me………………………………………………………11.997

Chapter 72 – The Tax Man Cometh…………………………………………….11,857

Chapter 73 – What Could Be Better?………………………………………….12,156

Chapter 74 – Atypical Morning…………………………………………………..10,490

Chapter 75 – Snakebite…………………………………………………………..11,221

Chapter 76 – Chain Gang…..(so far)………………………………………….. 2,604

Total To Date……………………………………………………………………..917,404