Color me slightly astonished.
As the wise man said, Dassa lotta writin’.
It’s also a lot of reading.
The numbers all lined up in Word and in the draft section here. I’m not going to fight with it just to make it pretty.
I also think it had better not ever be “officially” published. I don’t know how close this is to being number one, but I’m not done yet either. We can’t have a porn story as the number one longest, can we?
Rita Chapter Word Counts
Chapter 1 – Rita’s Choice…………………………………………………………10,374
Chapter 2 – Rita’s Night of Freedom……………………………………………13,085
Chapter 3 – The Snake……………………………………………………………12,750
Chapter 4 – Buying Rita…………………………………………………………..12,148
Chapter 5 – Sasha’s Plan………………………………………………………….11,374
Chapter 6 – Enslavement Games………………………………………………..12,803
Chapter 7 – Happy Belated Birthday…………. ……………………………….10,786
Chapter 8 – Prancer and Vixen…………………………………………………..14,381
Chapter 9 – Fedor and Prancer…………………………………………………..11,136
Chapter 10 – Road Rage…………………………………………………………..12,188
Chapter 11 – Nancy’s New Life…………………………………………………..14,015
Chapter 12 – You Have To Be Alive To Spend It……… …………………….10,433
Chapter 13 – Jodi and Monica…………………………………………………….12,994
Chapter 14 – A Kiss Is Just A Kiss … or not………………………. ………..13,106
Chapter 15 – Sasha and Leo……………………………………………………..12,391
Chapter 16 – The Slaves of Daniel, Harper and Beam (part 1)……… ……10,914
Chapter 17 – The Slaves of Daniel, Harper and Beam (part 2)…………….12,148
Chapter 18 – Jodi……………………………………………………………………11,517
Chapter 19 – Vixen’s Choice………………………………………………………12,786
Chapter 20 – The Karate Kid………………………………………………………10,796
Chapter 21 – Y Rita………………………….. ……………………………………10,353
Chapter 22 – Vivian’s Surprise……………………………………………………10,577
Chapter 23 – Vivian’s Musings – The Story of Andi and Diana……………..13,652
Chapter 24 – Rita’s Secret……………………… ………………………………..13,178
Chapter 25 – There Will Be Blood………………………………………………..13,495
Chapter 26 – Death and Aftermath………………….. ………………………..10,140
Chapter 27 – The Incarnation of Death…………………………………………11,455
Chapter 28 – Michelle’s Mistake…………………………………………………..11.827
Chapter 29 – Rhys Tries Again……………………………………………………12,397
Chapter 30 – Michelle’s Lunch…………………………………………………….15,608
Chapter 31 – Carmella’s Scheme…………………………………………………12,566
Chapter 32 – Shannon’s Bonus…………………………………………………..11,220
Chapter 33 – Different Screams For Different Pleasures…………………….10,054
Chapter 34 – Foo-Foo’s Fun………………………………………………………13,733
Chapter 35 – Vivian’s Training…………………… ……………………………..10,780
Chapter 36 – Rita’s Scheme………………………………………………………11,053
Chapter 37 – Bye Bye Rita……………………… ……………………………….10,938
Chapter 38 – Rita’s Death…………………………………………………………12,046
Chapter 39 – What’s Love Got To Do With It?……………………………….13,784
Chapter 40 – Wanda’s Choice…………………………………………………….14,619
Chapter 41 – R Is For Roboslave…………………………………………………15,140
Chapter 42 – Michelle’s Hell………………….. …………………………………..12,317
Chapter 43 – South of The Border………………………………………………12,300
Chapter 44 – Monica’s Musicale…………………………………………………..12,280
Chapter 45 – Payback’s A Bitch………………………………………………….16,697
Chapter 46 – And Sometimes It Isn’t……….. …….. ………………………..12,315
Chapter 47 – Planning Operation Game Show………….,…………………….11,704
Chapter 48 – Operation Game Show……………………….,………………….12,522
Chapter 49 – Carmella’s War…………………………………,…………………12,962
Chapter 50 – The Rape of Mandy……………………………………………….14,880
Chapter 51 – Warehouse 13……………………………………………………..11,990
Chapter 52 – A Sleepless Night………………………………………………….11.485
Chapter 53 – Debbie Does Dallas……………………………………………….10,096
Chapter 54 – You Bet Your Life………………………………………………….14,165
Chapter 55 – Come Fly With Me…………………………………………………11,265
Chapter 56 – Tell Me A Story…………………………………………………….11,818
Chapter 57 – These Boots Are Made For Walking……………………………13,155
Chapter 58 – Time Check ! ……………………………………………………….10,997
Chapter 59 – A Rock And A Hard Spot…………………………………………11,505
Chapter 60 – Games People Play…………………………………………………11,223
Chapter 61 – Cum Quickly………………………………………………………..11,409
Chapter 62 – Stretching A Point…………………………………………………11,775
Chapter 63 – Its Crying Time Again…………………………………………….11,133
Chapter 64 – We’ve Only Just Begun…………………………………………..11,608
Chapter 65 – Deep In The Heart of Texas…………. ………………………..11,568
Chapter 66 – The Blackboard Bundle…………………………………………..14,110
Chapter 67 – Take A Card……………… ……………………………………….12,452
Chapter 68 – R-E-S-P-E-C-T…………………………………………………….12,128
Chapter 69 – Scratch n’ Whip……………………………………………………11,553
Chapter 70 – Angel of The Morning…………………………………………….12,947
Chapter 71 – Don’t Bug Me………………………………………………………11.997
Chapter 72 – The Tax Man Cometh…………………………………………….11,857
Chapter 73 – What Could Be Better?………………………………………….12,156
Chapter 74 – Atypical Morning…………………………………………………..10,490
Chapter 75 – Snakebite…………………………………………………………..11,221
Chapter 76 – Chain Gang…..(so far)………………………………………….. 2,604
Total To Date……………………………………………………………………..917,404